Post by Leslie Sarkany on May 23, 2010 17:06:08 GMT -5
From the land of the Bluenose.....
Two old bouys were sitting in a nursing home looking out over the harbor youz.
First one (think it might be Krom from the Maine forum) says: "My gout is killing my feet. I have hemorrhoids and my arthritis is got every joint in my body stiff! I feel old!"
The second old sod (probably the Kommander from the Lucky Dan's Forum) pipes up and retorts, " Well my hair is all gone. Left me teeth in the mason jar on the sink in the bathroom and I peed in my pants.......I feel young!"
Lord love a duck that "depends."
As Marcus Welby MD once said, "Grow old with me for the best is yet to be."
From the land of the Bluenose.....life is a beach at least till the tide comes in and the Bud is all gone!