Post by Leslie Sarkany on Aug 7, 2014 16:51:04 GMT -5
Home from work. Changed into "multi environmental digging suit ." Out the door ! Took the dynamic trio...Freedom 3 Plus, Seahunter MK11 and the Pro for a little dig/swish. Hit a few playing fields alternating swinging the Pro and the Freedom. Quota!
Had to cool off so I hit a few lakes with the last one being a dilly me son!
Started doing the beach at the last lake stop and here was a lady with three small ones. Imagine one was about 2, the second about 5 and the last being about 6. Well as I'm swinging in the sand towards her she gets up and scoots across the beach towards a path and lights up....funny odor from that cigarette! She is out of sight of her children and the life guards are off duty. Lord love a duck.....where is your brains lady?
I headed into the water keeping a "spare" eye on the youngest of her trio as I swing the Seahunter. On my third lap of the water she returned!
So I sort of relax and enjoy the swish with the water warm like a bath tub. I notice that a lady arrives at the beach with her two off springs in tow. She plops on the beach with the rugrats making a dash for the water. No problem. A few more laps and I'm in shoulder high water and I notice that the lady who recently arrived is feeding the ducks....she is facing to the left doing this while her children are to the far right of the beach in the water. Had enough. Could not enjoy the swishing as I was afraid I would have to become a rescue ranger. I exited the water, approached the lady whose rear end I'm sure would not fit in a three foot wide canoe and said , "It's folks like you that cause the beach to be full of duck sh$t and the lake full of swimmer's itch!"
She responded by saying "Well thannnnnnnnnnnnk you." I then added that she best keep an eye on her daughter who was getting in to deep water. I'm sure the kid could not swim as the "human dumpster" made a bee line for the lake! Lord love a duck.....where's your brains lady?
As I'm in the parking lot breaking down my gear the "smoke on the path" lady arrives putting her three kids in the car........no infant seats! Lord love a duck.....where's your brains lady?
So I'm heading home with Otto merrily purring sucking up the fresh tank fuel of PetroCan gas. This lady in a white BMW is talking on her cell phone weaving into this lane and the next oblivious to the pair of drivers that she just cut off. Now I realize what BMW really stands for.....Beware Maniac Woman! Lord love a duck.....where's your brains lady?
Arrive home to my Hunny Bunny and think to myself a I'm doing the dishes and put in a wash.....how does this woman put up with this digaholic? Lord love a duck.....where's your brain lady?
Had to cool off so I hit a few lakes with the last one being a dilly me son!
Started doing the beach at the last lake stop and here was a lady with three small ones. Imagine one was about 2, the second about 5 and the last being about 6. Well as I'm swinging in the sand towards her she gets up and scoots across the beach towards a path and lights up....funny odor from that cigarette! She is out of sight of her children and the life guards are off duty. Lord love a duck.....where is your brains lady?
I headed into the water keeping a "spare" eye on the youngest of her trio as I swing the Seahunter. On my third lap of the water she returned!
So I sort of relax and enjoy the swish with the water warm like a bath tub. I notice that a lady arrives at the beach with her two off springs in tow. She plops on the beach with the rugrats making a dash for the water. No problem. A few more laps and I'm in shoulder high water and I notice that the lady who recently arrived is feeding the ducks....she is facing to the left doing this while her children are to the far right of the beach in the water. Had enough. Could not enjoy the swishing as I was afraid I would have to become a rescue ranger. I exited the water, approached the lady whose rear end I'm sure would not fit in a three foot wide canoe and said , "It's folks like you that cause the beach to be full of duck sh$t and the lake full of swimmer's itch!"
She responded by saying "Well thannnnnnnnnnnnk you." I then added that she best keep an eye on her daughter who was getting in to deep water. I'm sure the kid could not swim as the "human dumpster" made a bee line for the lake! Lord love a duck.....where's your brains lady?
As I'm in the parking lot breaking down my gear the "smoke on the path" lady arrives putting her three kids in the car........no infant seats! Lord love a duck.....where's your brains lady?
So I'm heading home with Otto merrily purring sucking up the fresh tank fuel of PetroCan gas. This lady in a white BMW is talking on her cell phone weaving into this lane and the next oblivious to the pair of drivers that she just cut off. Now I realize what BMW really stands for.....Beware Maniac Woman! Lord love a duck.....where's your brains lady?
Arrive home to my Hunny Bunny and think to myself a I'm doing the dishes and put in a wash.....how does this woman put up with this digaholic? Lord love a duck.....where's your brain lady?
