Post by Leslie Sarkany on Aug 22, 2014 17:41:36 GMT -5
New flash life from downtown Lower Sackville!
This just in to our news desk......Dora the Explorer has been found in the interior of Nova Scotia on a plateau known by locals as "Rugratis Schoolioos Soccerito" The Bluenoser in search of the Jewel of Kerendazoza and the allusive quota found her on the plateau...abandoned but in good health and spirit.
When interviewed she stated that she was scared but was not alone as black and white globes were constantly whizzing by her with the local natives screaming..........................sccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!
Dora now plans on no more adventures as her mother has grounded her like big time!
The Bluenoser armed with only an AT Pro and a Freedom 3 had made the trek to the vast unknown in the hope of locating quota.....who was had along with the Jewel of Kerendazoza which is believed to give the holder a massive dose of virility, stamina, wealth and intelligence. When this report asked the Bluenoser about the humoured power of the stone he replied.................."Well it was like going to bat and going oh for 4! But as you see some of the power of the stone has rubbed off. I now have a woman who is a 10."
"A ten! That is amazing!"
"Sure is.....a four carrying a 6 pack."
This is Bud Nonthewiser reporting to you from Lower Sackville. We now return you to the ball game already in progress."
This just in to our news desk......Dora the Explorer has been found in the interior of Nova Scotia on a plateau known by locals as "Rugratis Schoolioos Soccerito" The Bluenoser in search of the Jewel of Kerendazoza and the allusive quota found her on the plateau...abandoned but in good health and spirit.
When interviewed she stated that she was scared but was not alone as black and white globes were constantly whizzing by her with the local natives screaming..........................sccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeee!
Dora now plans on no more adventures as her mother has grounded her like big time!
The Bluenoser armed with only an AT Pro and a Freedom 3 had made the trek to the vast unknown in the hope of locating quota.....who was had along with the Jewel of Kerendazoza which is believed to give the holder a massive dose of virility, stamina, wealth and intelligence. When this report asked the Bluenoser about the humoured power of the stone he replied.................."Well it was like going to bat and going oh for 4! But as you see some of the power of the stone has rubbed off. I now have a woman who is a 10."
"A ten! That is amazing!"
"Sure is.....a four carrying a 6 pack."
This is Bud Nonthewiser reporting to you from Lower Sackville. We now return you to the ball game already in progress."
