Post by Leslie Sarkany on Oct 31, 2020 15:10:53 GMT -5
News Flash Detecting terrorist strikes Again UPS rural
A witness who wishes to remain to remain unnamed reported that he had gone to the French school in Lower Sackville and that the place looked like a battlefield with all the deep craters. The person further added that he has witnessed the same kind of terrorist attacks throughout the HRM.
This reporter contacted world renown specialist Swinging Sherlock Holmes for his take on this tragic event.
Mr. Holmes made the following deductions about the digging terrorist. Be cautioned as some viewers may be offended.
"Number one. The detectorist is an adult or at least someone old enough to drive as multiple locations have been targeted.
Second. The terrorist uses a spade shovel or something similar to it to enact his fiendish deeds as the holes damage is consistent at all locations.
Third. The terrorist is very poor at his trade as he cannot pinpoint the rear on an elephant. He suffers from lack of remorse, low intelligence and is oblivious to the carnage he leaves . I can further deduct that the craters on the sports fields show that the responsible person 's only contribution to athletics endeavors is playing with himself ."
Finally I deduct that this party should be approached with severe malice and told to find a new hobby!"
That concludes our news broadcast for this evening.
A witness who wishes to remain to remain unnamed reported that he had gone to the French school in Lower Sackville and that the place looked like a battlefield with all the deep craters. The person further added that he has witnessed the same kind of terrorist attacks throughout the HRM.
This reporter contacted world renown specialist Swinging Sherlock Holmes for his take on this tragic event.
Mr. Holmes made the following deductions about the digging terrorist. Be cautioned as some viewers may be offended.
"Number one. The detectorist is an adult or at least someone old enough to drive as multiple locations have been targeted.
Second. The terrorist uses a spade shovel or something similar to it to enact his fiendish deeds as the holes damage is consistent at all locations.
Third. The terrorist is very poor at his trade as he cannot pinpoint the rear on an elephant. He suffers from lack of remorse, low intelligence and is oblivious to the carnage he leaves . I can further deduct that the craters on the sports fields show that the responsible person 's only contribution to athletics endeavors is playing with himself ."
Finally I deduct that this party should be approached with severe malice and told to find a new hobby!"
That concludes our news broadcast for this evening.
