Post by Leslie Sarkany on Jul 5, 2022 14:47:44 GMT -5
The Great Toilet Bowl Turkey Shoot
A world of hurt was all this soldier of misfortune was feeling after the location for his last mission was changed at the last moment. Brass be demanded! Who at HQ knows what in the halibut is going on? The change of parameter for the new mission caused great pane as an ankle injury was incurred. A quick step to the "Doc" and his magic potions put this digaholic just itching for a new mission. Careful what you wish for...and I got it. A tough one. Bring back some intel on the terrorist group "The Hidden Few" or come back in a body bag. Got to love it when Commander Hunny Bunny lays it on the line.
Going to the armory I thought what was needed for this mission. Zen Guru (AT Pro) for deep penetration and Aqua Guru (Sea Hunter MK11) should some wet work become necessary. Once spirited away in the hidden compartment of Nogo Sojo it was off to cap some bad guys. Zen was set on Pro Mode zero with one bar down and dirty. The heat was on me to produce not too mention the sun was causing this bouy to drip with no dry. A few copper terrorists were rooted out. Then I hit the jackpot finding a horde of Jerry Springer beads looking the other way. If you are familiar with this active cell leader on his blogs you will know that when the beads come out the tops go off. Who am I to challenge providence and whipped off my camo top exposing my "man boobs." Not for the feint of heart.
Quickly I drove Nogo to the nearest lake grabbing Aqua Guru for the wet work that was about to begin. Got the hook and sinker of the cell but not the line to the next group. Zipped one, knifed another, put a ring around another, and hung another bad guy out to dry while freeing a deep cover agent "Pinkie Blue the Green Snozz." Also liberated some cash for expenses. They thought they had this digaholic pegged. You know what thought did!
The water had caused this mans army of one to have a full bladder which needed some attention. That came in the form of a restroom at a local coffee shop. Little did I know what lay ahead. The horror! The Horror! Entering the restroom I was immediately surrounded by a squadron of F3s (Flying Fruit Flies) so I Pulled out my P58 fighter jet and sprayed the enemy with a constant stream of golden tracers . Man it was great to see them fall into the bowl. My ammo ran out so I pulled the lever deep sixed the bugs and d 'ded out of there pronto. The Great Toilet Bowl Turkey Shoot" was over. My only regret was that I didn't have any bombs in the bay. War is hell!
A world of hurt was all this soldier of misfortune was feeling after the location for his last mission was changed at the last moment. Brass be demanded! Who at HQ knows what in the halibut is going on? The change of parameter for the new mission caused great pane as an ankle injury was incurred. A quick step to the "Doc" and his magic potions put this digaholic just itching for a new mission. Careful what you wish for...and I got it. A tough one. Bring back some intel on the terrorist group "The Hidden Few" or come back in a body bag. Got to love it when Commander Hunny Bunny lays it on the line.
Going to the armory I thought what was needed for this mission. Zen Guru (AT Pro) for deep penetration and Aqua Guru (Sea Hunter MK11) should some wet work become necessary. Once spirited away in the hidden compartment of Nogo Sojo it was off to cap some bad guys. Zen was set on Pro Mode zero with one bar down and dirty. The heat was on me to produce not too mention the sun was causing this bouy to drip with no dry. A few copper terrorists were rooted out. Then I hit the jackpot finding a horde of Jerry Springer beads looking the other way. If you are familiar with this active cell leader on his blogs you will know that when the beads come out the tops go off. Who am I to challenge providence and whipped off my camo top exposing my "man boobs." Not for the feint of heart.
Quickly I drove Nogo to the nearest lake grabbing Aqua Guru for the wet work that was about to begin. Got the hook and sinker of the cell but not the line to the next group. Zipped one, knifed another, put a ring around another, and hung another bad guy out to dry while freeing a deep cover agent "Pinkie Blue the Green Snozz." Also liberated some cash for expenses. They thought they had this digaholic pegged. You know what thought did!
The water had caused this mans army of one to have a full bladder which needed some attention. That came in the form of a restroom at a local coffee shop. Little did I know what lay ahead. The horror! The Horror! Entering the restroom I was immediately surrounded by a squadron of F3s (Flying Fruit Flies) so I Pulled out my P58 fighter jet and sprayed the enemy with a constant stream of golden tracers . Man it was great to see them fall into the bowl. My ammo ran out so I pulled the lever deep sixed the bugs and d 'ded out of there pronto. The Great Toilet Bowl Turkey Shoot" was over. My only regret was that I didn't have any bombs in the bay. War is hell!
